... It's 8:12am.
Spongebob Squarepants is on.
Notice how my children are intently focused on getting dressed, eating a nutritious breakfast lovingly prepared by their mom, brushing their hair, brushing their teeth, and generally getting ready to face yet another school day with a thirst for learning and a joyous attitude.
(Alec gets a bit of a pass since he can't yet brush his teeth nor his hair as he has neither.)