Halloween: By the Numbers.

60: Number of pieces of candy Jenna got trick or treating

86: number of trick or treaters who came to our door

350: apparently the number of trick or treaters I was expecting to come, based on the amount of candy I bought

158: number of pieces of candy Michaela got trick or treating

1: number of times it had to hail on Jenna while trick or treating before she gave up and came inside

2: number of neighborhoods that Michaela trolled around looking for candy

15: the number of feet I had to carry Jenna at our YMCA's Haunted Trail, which totally freaked her out

10: number of times I had to remind MYSELF that the Haunted Trail was NOT REAL

Seemed like 20: the number of times on the Haunted Trail that a real person in the pitch-black woods fired up a REAL chainsaw and then laughed like a maniac

60: number of minutes it took to do hair and makeup for Halloween... 'cuz it's ALL about the hair and makeup.

150: number of people at our neighborhood's Halloween Parade and block party

2: number of bouncy-bounces at the Block Party

1: number of 24' climbing walls at the Block Party

7: number of bags of candy I have bought since the beginning of October and rationalized by saying, "This is for Halloween..."

220: number of calories in a Hershey's Cookies and Cream fun size bar

200: number of calories in a Hershey's Chocolate bar

90: number of calories in a Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin fun size candy, further advancing my belief that there IS a God and He loves me

3: number of scary-type house settling noises Dan and I heard last night after we watched The Walking Dead on AMC

15: number of zombies we watched get shot at point blank range during The Walking Dead on AMC

0: number of pumpkins we carved this weekend

0: number of times the kids seemed to notice we didn't carve any pumpkins

1: number of trick or treaters dressed as Snooki that came to our door (I LOVED it)

1: number of times my heart broke when Michaela announced she didn't want to carry her Pottery Barn kids pumpkin trick or treat candy holder, she wanted just a plain pillowcase, and I realized that she may be growing out of it (sniff!)

7: number of times I felt guilty because I didn't buy Alec a costume

2: number of Halloween-themed t-shirts that Alec rocked all of October and looked adorable

4: number of pieces of candy that Jenna can eat, very quietly, before I realize she's eaten FOUR PIECES OF CANDY 10 MINUTES BEFORE DINNER

3: number of boxes of nerds Jenna got trick or treating

3: number of boxes of nerds I am coveting

1: number of times I sighed with relief when this crazy weekend was over

4: number of times I told people today we had an AWESOME Halloween