"Oooohhhh.... look at the little squirrel!! Look at how cute he is!
Look at his fluffy tail!
He sure is getting plump for the winter!"
"And look! There's his little friend! I think they're looking at us!"
"I'm going to grab a piece of paper and pencil and instead of getting dressed for school like my mom has asked me fifteen times so I'm not late for the school bus and raise my mom's blood pressure sky high and get the whole day off to a yelling, awful start, I'm going to sit here in front of the window and do a detailed sketch of these adorable squirrels feasting on our pumpkins that Mommy got a little too wrapped up in and bought too many of!"
"They sure do like the pumpkin! Funny little friends!"
Then, at 3pm I returned home from being out and about and this is what I found on my front step (Mommy provides the narrative here):
"Filthy little rodents."