Titles That Would Sell.

The other day I was thinking of book titles for my book about life with three little ones, and I'm between two:

The Unwashed Years:

How Having Three Children Over Eight Years Ruins Your Personal Hygiene Standards

or

"No, I Can't Hug You While I'm Going to the Bathroom"

and Other Feeble Attempts at Setting Personal Boundaries with Your Children

And just to be clear, this book is all in my head.