Backing out of my parents' driveway this morning, I backed into a pickup truck parked in the road.
I smashed out my back window and damaged my bumper. I did minor damage to the pickup truck.
No one was even remotely hurt.
When the insurance claim rep called me about the accident to determine liability, he asked, "So what exactly would you say was the cause of the accident?"
"Me being blond," I answered.