Motherhood.

Motherhood is... being woken up by your eight year old daughter out of a dead sleep at 6:55am after you've been up with your 5 month old son several times the night before and when she pokes you on the arm and says,"Mom? Mom! Why is Jenna sleeping on a pillow with no pillowcase on it?" ... you refrain-just barely- from killing the eight year old daughter.